Wednesday, August 5, 2009

things that MUST go -part 2-

The list continues. See previous post.

-My potty mouth. I like to swear and it is not becoming for a young lady. I am not dropping f-bombs or anything. I only use the good solid classics. You know, h-word, d-word, s-word and occasional b-word. It MUST go. I just don't know if it REALLY will.
-Working every Saturday. It sure sucks the fun out of my life.
-People thinking I am older than I really am. I know that I exude maturity (ahem) but really??? I am 26. Not 30 and not even 28. What does this mean for me as the years go on? Will they think I am 40 when I am 32??? Go. It must go.
-Finals. All they do is cause unnecessary anxiety. They too must go.
-Wal-mart having better prices than other stores. I hate Wal-mart but damn it(one last little slip) they are cheaper! That must go!!

Go on, add a few more.

13 comments:

Hannah LaRue said...

now as a southern belle...i say those little swear words are just common language. no need to quit. they express thing qute well.

Sara said...

I love you, Smithy Smitherton-- swear words and all. I LOVE your posts- each and every one of 'em. I get really giddy when your name pops up on my google reader as having a new post! Tyson likes them too.:)

Kristin said...

DItto to the above. I love my little swearing Anna! You keep that potty mouth!

Love the lists. You make me laugh.

CharlieJo said...

looks like we love ya just the way you are :) the WHOLE PACKAGE! hey I wouldn't mind if they took the calories away from mouth watering desserts. ;) or people that think they can check their groceries out at the pharmacy making everyone else wait for needed prescriptions. it's too early for me to process anymore. I'll think about it. LOVE LOVE you!

Liz said...

man capris and man skinny-jeans

Sarah said...

the boys who work at makeup counters that are prettier than you.

my car deciding to not start today right after i put rent and a deposit down on a new apartment.

and, daylight savings time in the spring.

Tamara Jacobs said...

i would say keep wal mart:)
it's my favorite.
maybe it's because it's the only store in our town, but i still love it:)

Jed and Valerie Smith said...

slow people...the fast lane, the middle lane, at the grocery store. It seems that with my two kids in tow I just hate slow people. I feel bad that I feel this way, but I do.
Oh ya and people who pay with checks at the grocery store (see previous) honestly who does that anymore?????? My kids are screaming I am fighting for control and they are writing a FREAKIN CHECK!!AAAUUUGGHHH

Emily and beau.......ardie too said...

keep a few key swears for road rage and men. but anna....clean it up already...you are a very bad person anna. no, sereously what would i do if you stopped? then id be the bad one..again just like highschool. you crack me up your hillarious girl. i meen doosh bag.ps:remember when i said weener at that party at kristens...and there was a gasp in the room? thats not even swearing...what the?? i dont get it.

becca schwartz said...

don't lose the swearing. it makes me ha ha and i think it's endearing.

Natalie said...

Swearing must NOT go. We should have talked more at the party...pretty much we are the same person. If we had talked long enough, you would have gotten a h-word, d-word, s-word and definitely a b-word out of me.

haha!

Marley Family said...

Anna I sware more when I'm with you then anybody! Sinner.

dunnthat said...

It's not a swear word if it's in the Bible. Yep.