Thursday, January 31, 2008

Disturbed

I arrived at the gym this morning just shy of 8am. I was just waiting for my trainer to finish up with his last client. I decided to look busy and walked over to the drinking fountain, but to my horror it was being blocked by..... A man wearing boxer briefs and a tank top!! Gooo-ew! Yikes!! It was a rather disturbing sight!!




I managed to sneak around him to get to the drinking fountain, although it took all I had not to vomit. Wowza! This middle aged crazy should not be able to walk around in public like that..... let alone work out amongst others and use machines that other people are using!
I asked Glenn (trainer) if he was a regular, and Glenn said oh yeah, and that the boxer briefs are usually what he wears. Sometimes when he is on the treadmill he likes to tuck his tank top up and around through the neck to make a bikini like top. Of course he does! It can get rather warm while you are jogging in your underwear!!
Needless to say, I had to be careful when working out today because you never know who is going to be on the machine next to you exposing parts of their bodies that I do NOT want to see. Yucky. I will always be disinfecting my machine before and after use. I think a formal complaint should be in line. Maybe I could get in touch with those geniuses that had problems with the indecency at Golds Gym in Provo. I hear that it is also a pretty racy gym. ;)

7 comments:

Emily said...

ewwwwwwwwww grosss! why would someone exercise in just underwear?

btw: k, I'm doing this just for fun. you have been tagged! check out my blog to find out more. =o)

Sara said...

Next time snap a photo with your phone and put it next to your bed so you can tell the Hot Undies Man goodnight every night! :) Lucky!

pinklover said...

This man has a problem. He was in his underwear?? How disgusting.
I need to get a gym pass.

Heather Childs aka Habbs said...

That is disgusting!! Sadly I have seen more people like that who work out at the gym! What are these people thinking!?! That we would want to see their junk?

virginiaoak said...

Wow. What more can I say? I...uh...WOW. Did he miss the socially acceptable train in 1st grade when they teach about public decency or what? WOW. Paints a pretty picture. I'm officially disgusted.

snittymagee said...

I don't see the problem here. This man is obviously just very comfortable with himself, and you should be too, comfortable with yourself, if you were comfortable with him, that would be another story.

Hannah LaRue said...

That would make going to gym all worth it for you. You swing on sweaty middle aged men wearing boxers and beaters. love it.