this is an old pic of me and Rach Went to dinner at Mikado with my friend Rachael on Friday night. We like Mikado.
Used the bathroom at Mikado. Even though it was clean I took the time to manually cover the seat with a few layers of toilet paper. My butt does NOT want to share germs with any of their butts (as in anyone who used the facility before me).
Later that night I went to tuck in my shirt and felt something. First thought was, "Oh silly me- a dryer sheet!"
ha.
Went to pull the "dryer sheet" out and well, it wasn't a dryer sheet. It was toilet paper. It kept coming too. Went into the bathroom and pulled down my pants, about a half of a roll fell down with them. Yep. I some how managed to pull up all the layers of toilet paper that I had laid down on the seat with my pants.
Not only am I padding my bra these days but my behind too.
Nice.
10 comments:
HAHA! So much for not getting any butt germs!
hahahaha! you have troubles with public restrooms, don't you?
HA! I've done this...but never lasted more than 5 minutes. Reminds me of the time my mother emerged from he gas station with a white tail behind her blowing in the wind. Ha. Such good laughs! And ironically enough, I just finished my bathroom blog and then I read yours - the gods of the loo must be sending out the vibes!
There it is. :) I really don't know what to do with this two posts in two days thing. I'm a little discombobulated.
Yep. Awesome story. (Cool story Hansel.) I, too, refuse to let my precious skin touch the who-knows-WHAT-could-be-on-there toilet seat. I mostly just hang there, though. This is most difficult after a leg day at the gym. Restroom patrons tend to frown on the girl in the handicapped stall who groans whilst behind closed doors.
HA! There's nothing like a little SWASS in a public place!
Thats the best!! AHHH
Ha ha! Awesome story!
LOL! That is great! I am seriously busting up over here! Sounds like something I would do!
What a CUTE pic of you and Rach! Such beautiful girls!
Awww...the good old days...I miss you girls! :(
Frig!!! I love it! You are so funny! Rememeber...next time..just hover!!!
Just keep covering your but sweetheart!
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