Thursday, September 24, 2009

Tell me

Should one feel guilty for:

Eating a lot of ice cream? I mean... a few bowls (meaning more than one) everyday for several days in a row?

Letting her handsome boyfriend pay 2 dollars at the fair so we could get a look at the shortest woman in the world? (she was 29 inches... I imagine that most people would be curious.)

For having Fergilious song lyrics in her head ALL day long then struggling to get them out of her head during prayers?

Huh.

Just curious.

I wouldn't feel guilty.... but that's just me.


fergilious def-i-nition... make them boys go loco....



Ok maybe a little guilty about the smallest woman in the world...

17 comments:

j said...

I didn't make it to the fair this year, but there seems to be an overwhelming feeling of guilt and shame resulting from that World's Shortest Woman thing. You're like the 5th person I've heard mention it.

Marley Family said...

BOYFRIEND! Love it! If you wanted a look at the shortest woman in the world you could have gone for free! Just go to 783 boyd ;)

Queen of Kings said...

Anna,
I LOVE reading your blog! You are HILARIOUS!!! I wanted to see the smallest woman too but I didn't so I don't think you should feel guilty at ALL about that guilt is better than regret of not seeing her and always wondering! LOVE YOU thanks for making me laugh all the time your blog always cheers me up!
PS who is this Boyfriend YIPEE for whoever he is! He's a lucky man thats for sure!
Hope things are good for you!

dunnthat said...

Guilt is so counterproductive, don't you think? Why feel guilty about ice cream when you look like YOU?

Songs...yaysh. Same problem. How about "Boom boom pow"? And then I get all bugged because I hate Will I. Am's obnoxious out loud political blathering and then I hate myself more for not being able to get it out of my head because he's such a tool. Sigh.

Just so you know, I've been taught that "guilt" is the Holy Ghost keeping you on track. Hmmm.

You have a BOYFRIEND??

Hannah LaRue said...

you have a boyfriend. do tell please!

Sarah said...

maybe just for the praying while singing that song in your head. it's not like the shortest woman in the world was there against her will. or was she? if she was, then feel bad...

Brianne said...

FINALLY! I mention of the boy. Now all we need is a pic. eh? Do it...

Amelia said...

Lynn - I love you. And i do so love hearing you talk about having a handsome boyfriend! You deserve having someone worthy of you!

....I thought I was the shortest woman in the world?!

eMily eLiZaBeTh said...

iloveicecream.....annasmith.
ilovehotfudge...annasmith.
dontfeeltheguilt..its...ok...banannapants

Jed and Valerie Smith said...

Guilt about ice cream NEVER! It simply fills in the cracks around whatever nutrious meal you have eaten. I can eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's in one sitting. At least I used to till I saw that it is actually 4 servings in that pint. Maybe that is true for the worlds smallest women. But not for the amazon woman I am!

Larissa said...

I love that everyone is so shocked you have a boyfriend (and I just have to say that so I can mention it too like everyone else). As if they didn't know it was coming?!?!
Anyway...I think you should feel guilty about the short lady. People oggle me all the time and I just won't take it anymore! They don't even pay me to look at me! SHEESH!

Dave said...

Queen of Kings:

I know this boyfriend of hers, and believe me, they don't come any luckier.

Smith Family- Puerto Rico Style said...

All I want to know is if Tarzan knows about this new boyfriend- and would he too be willing to take the boys out to icecream?

Kristin said...

HAHA! I must hit up this fair! 29 inches for real??? WHo could resist!

Liz said...

Ice cream...No
Fergilicious...No
Smallest Woman...Yes, but only because I read in the news that she is mentally handicapped and probably is not there of her own free will or at least doesn't understand what she consented to, which I think is horrible and whoever is profiting off her should be in prison.

Anyways, I'm glad your boyfriend is handsome!! :)

Niki said...

So did you take pics of the smallest woman??? Ha ha. DOn't feel guilty about the icecream unless you eat the whole carton. ;)

Melanie said...

I feel guilty too. I went in an looked too. I admit it. I'm glad you feel guilty too.