Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Blog Neglect

I apologize to my 3 faithful readers, it has been a long while since I blogged. Do not be confused by this, and think that my life is boring. Oh no, it is anything but. It is filled with wonderful things, things which I do not have time to expand on. (was that believable?)

I only have a minute, so I thought I would share a few deep thoughts.

Since when is it against library rules to nap? I was at the library yesterday and as protocol I took a mandatory 15 minute nap. It just happens when I am at the library, a nap must be had. 10 minutes in, the security guard taps loudly on my table and yells "no sleeping!" What??!? Really? Who decided that rule? Or does the security guard consider it a sick, sick joke? hhmm

How does one forget to shave or wax HER upper lip? Especially when she is growing a mustache as thick as the Everglades? I was waiting to pick up my sandwich at a local deli today, and glanced over at the women next to me. Baa! She had the thickest chic stache I have ever seen. I threw up a little in my mouth. I know that she must own a mirror because she took the time to curl her microphone head hair do, and I believe she was wearing mascara. How does one not take care of that growth???? I almost had to cancel my sandwich order because it was so disturbing. I tried taking a picture with my phone, but no success. You can imagine it though. Bad, real bad.

Love,
Me

8 comments:

Gary and Renee said...

Oh no! I threw up a little in my mouth just reading it.

The security guard has some serious control issues.

Moose Tracks said...

Haa! Anna! You crack me up! I love the stache story. That is so gross. She needs a best friend to say um you got do something about that! What a jerk os a security guard. If it was a joke that is a cruel joke! Well I enjoyed your deep thoughts thanks for making my day! Love ya! :)

Shai Brown said...

You crack me up! Did you ever have the substitute at Highland that had the obnoxious mustache (along with some nasty neck hair)? That's who I pictured as I read your story. Also...I've never heard of the no sleeping rule. Although...I can't say I went to the library a whole lot. Love ya!

Sarah said...

how can a library have a no sleeping rule?! that's one of the best places to take a nap at school. i am shocked! i would've been banned from the library cause i took a nap everytime i went there... do they have a guy that is just in charge of not letting people sleep? does he also make sure you're doing your homework? that really makes no sense.

and as for the stache... well, maybe she was growing it out for one of those mustache parties. maybe she just was sick of it being a guys only sort of thing... um, yeah, that's gross!

Jed and Valerie Smith said...

Glad to see you are back to the blogging world. Keep it up, us stay-at-home moms need a hip young things life to read about when we are sitting at home in our sweats and ponytails.

Smith Family- Puerto Rico Style said...

I hear you! Try having chafing on your own face due to having to kiss all the old Puerto Rican women and their 5รณ clock shadows!

Niki said...

So napping at the library is how I got through school at Snow... I can't believe there is a no napping rule. I would take it up with the Dean. Lol.

Second as for the stache.. wow.. I have seen some wicked ones too and I think the same thing.

Emily and beau.......ardie too said...

Once at the idaho state fair i ordered a foot long corn dog from a lady with a stash. thats fine and all, but when she coughed on her hand i had to ask for my money back. sereously im no germaphobe....but sick. that bi*ch just threw my money at me. i opted for a cleaner food stand.i dont trust any lady with a mustache thats like mentally ill or something.