I soak up smell like kitty litter soaks up pee. (ew) I will blame it on my hair. It absorbs any and ALL smells.
When I drive through the Subway drive thru, to eat fresh, I smell like I just put in a 10 hour shift as a sandwich artist.
If someone has lit a campfire within a 10 mile radius I smell like I sang kumbaya and roasted mallows around that fire. It usually takes 3 washes to get the stench out.
Someone orders fajitas at the other end of the table and not only do I smell like sizzling chicken or beef with onions, but I start speaking spanish. It's weird.
I walk through the farm animal exhibits at the fair and come home smelling like I just rolled around in manure. (Roommate requested I shower as soon as I walked in the house)
This can be a problem. I do not always want to smell like the food I may or may not have eaten and I do not want to smell like all my extracurricular activities.
Fix it.
11 comments:
Shave your head.
your hair is leaving you souvenir smells. haha love it! at least you hair gorgeous and silky smoothe. thanks for the laugh. ;) miss you cuz.
This whole post is LAUGH OUT LOUD funny, but I have to admit, I actually laughed for several beats over the "to eat fresh" comment. SO FUNNY! How have I not seen this post before today? Did you REALLY post it on Thursday? Really? You're lying...
PS - I smell like Eau de turpentine. Blog coming on Monday :)
Remember in highschool you used that hair purfume stuff. You should try again:) Good luck! I still think you smell great;)
anna with both have that problem. if you learn how to fix it, let me know.
Carry febreeze and spray it on your hair:) Or scentsy spray.
im bustin up anna, thats amazing...the part where you said you speak spanish was my fave.
oh anna, at least you have beautifull golden locks (that i can slam your head back and fourth on a car seat in tenth grade)
i am a sweaty beast so i feel your pain. we are grody disgusting people arent we?
i cannot fix this, because i am sure i suffer the same thing, though maybe not quite to the same extent as you, since i have yet to start speaking spanish from the smell of mexican food.
i go with sara. shave your head. or maybe just work at the perfume counter at nordstrom to counter the bad smells.
It is true..your hair is a holding cell to all smells! Haha
I cannot go into Subway and not think of you. Heart you...and all your smells too!
Anna!!! I miss you and your stories!
Lynn - we need more posts!! Finals are over, your man is in Mexico...come on! :) LOVE YOU!!!
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