Tuesday, February 17, 2009

He's Just Not That Into You

Yeah, I have seen the movie and to be honest, I have read most of the book too. The movie and the book are entertaining and yes, educational.

The book goes over some basic principles that women need to be reminded. You see, women give guys more credit than they deserve. We trick ourselves into thinking that they are deeper than they really are when it comes to dating. I have found and the book will also back me up on this, guys are mostly what you see is what you get when it comes to the dating game. Examples the book/movie give: He's just not that into you if--
- He's not calling you.

- He's not asking you out.

- He's sleeping with someone else. (Mormon equivalent- making out with someone else)

- He's not dating you.

- He's disappeared on you.

Women have this crazy ability to take something like one of the above and follow it up with, something like---"He's scared" or "I intimidate him." Lovely thoughts.... but really are guys that deep when it comes to dating? If he is interested and he wants to see you or have you in his life, I think you will know because he asks you out or he will actually be dating you and not making out with some other chic. There ARE exceptions to the rule.... but not many.

So yes, the book and movie make some great points. What they don't tell us is the why... Why isn't he that into me?

I know the answer. Well, I have this theory. I developed it a few years ago. It came to me because I noticed girls do this really mean thing to themselves. Instead of just figuring the guys just don't mesh with you, or there just isn't a connection, girls' minds lead them to crazy ideas.... He's just not that into me because I'm too fat, boring, too loud, not pretty enough. uninteresting etc. etc. Why do that to your self???

I came to this conclusion- He's just not that into you because............HE IS GAY. The perfect catch all. No more wondering if it was your annoying laugh. It is the fact that you are not a guy and he prefers them. He tried to cover it but you are just too much of a woman! Him being gay is nothing a girl can fix. Him being gay means there is nothing wrong with you and him being gay means whew! you saved yourself from a Brokeback Mountain reunion down the road. Wish him well and hope he finds some guy out there to love.

So if you find your self being rejected, do not waste time wondering what it is about you. Just tell your self he is gay and move on. ;)
I feel like this is some kind of public service announcement. Ladies, you are welcome. ;)


snittymagee said...

Ha ha...See ya later queer.

Kristin said...

WIping tears from my eyes. Hilarious! Seriously, you have a calling in writing. Forget nursing...It is sooo overrated! :)

Clint and Elle Stallings said...

Oh my gosh yes I loved that book.. it saved me i realised that I kept picking jerk's and all my ex's were jerks. I say that 90% of that is true and 10% is fate.

Emily and beau.......ardie too said...

I love you anna! beau and saw this in vegas this weekend...and i picked a fight with him in the car! ( AFTER HE had SPOILED ME AND PAMPERED ME AND LET ME DO OR BUY WHATEVER I WANTED) i think it was the guy who cheeted on his wife that made me so mad. great blog my friend. wanna go to jeruselem and start some fires with me???

Larissa said...

I like the way you think! You crack me up!!!!! http://larissaexplainsitall.blogspot.com/2009/05/hes-just-not-that-into-you.html