Monday, August 25, 2008

This letter must of got lost in the mail....

August 11th 2008

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

I am writing in regards to the waste of time that you call Breaking Dawn. If I could get back the last few hours of my life that I wasted on reading that I would.
Please do not attempt to write another book. Twilight made me feel like a giggly high school girl. But I reached my giggly high school girl limit. Breaking Dawn pushed me over the edge. It was full of sugary sweet, life is perfect, I am a vampire with a half human kid (Renesme?? what the??!!), a beautiful push over husband, a wolf friend with the hots for my daughter, and vampire sex that just got old.
I am kindly withdrawing my "fanship."

Best wishes,
Anna

P.S. I will still be watching the Twilight movie. Lets face it, even though I hated Breaking Dawn, I feel that Twilight is still something I can secretly love in a very small way.

10 comments:

Moose Tracks said...

Amen sista!! You crack me up! I was kinda disapointed with breaking dawn too. Bummer huh? Twilight was so good what happened? Well I love ya girl. We need to get together again! Love ya!

Snell family said...

I just don't know if we can be friends anymore.

Kristin said...

THANK YOU!!! You are the first person to agree with me. Nobody else knows what I am talking about. Oh Anna My love just increased so much for you. I always knew we were kindred spirits and had good taste in books. I would like to sign your letter as well, but hey let's go to Twilight together. :)

Sarah said...

yeah, i have mixed feelings about it. i just was waiting for something to NOT work out perfectly for everyone, you know... she got kinda carried away, especially with the sex.

i will always love twilight though.

Jed and Valerie Smith said...

Anna I am very sad to report that I liked Breaking Dawn...can you forgive me??? Things happened the only way that would allow me to be okay with the whole - Belle turns into a Vampire thing. SORRY!!!

Rhiannon said...

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahah.

Randy & Amelia said...

Val - dont be sorry! I LOVED IT TOO!!!!!!! Too bad tehre are so many mixed feelings on this book. She had to close the story and keep Bella and Edward together somehow! Sorry Anna Lynn, but my feeligs are opposite -- I still love you!!! Aim

Gary and Renee said...

Anna! I liked it. I did think the name Renesme was lame. I would have been okay with Jacob just being rejected and maybe getting with the other female wolf. Even better, I would have appreciated a nice fight between Edward and Jacob and Jacob being taken down. I was also a little disappointed Bella didn't take down a human or two. I'm just glad that they actually had sex!

Anna said...

I am happy to hear that some of you agree with me. Now, you others...
Renee- I totally would have loved some more fighting! The happy ending was such a snoozer!! Jacob and Edward should not be allowed to be friends!!

Liz said...

Word up...I think I will see Twilight just so I can laugh hysterically at the terrible acting and cheesy dialog. Sorry, people, but let's be real here.